Holly or Hal~she/her ~bi ~24~
Humor and multifandom
AO3 : thecityofthefireflies
Spn sideblog @milfcodeddean
Bee Movie/Shrek sideblog: @shr-ee-ax
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Chinese sellers on Aliexpress are trying to sell giant land snail eggs as "Little Hatch Toys" which is adorable and hilarious except of course that this is the most illegal animal in the United States and even a zoo or scientific institution would get in trouble for having any
I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered "kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt" being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it
and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.
free him!! 😢
What did he DO? Why must he be blindfolded? SIR!? What crimes have your eyes committed?
Oo I work next to that site :D
Here's a nice explanation I found on Reddit (have not fact checked myself)
Oh I had forgotten that such a friend is not actually present yet. : ) Thank you. You’d think as a spirit worker, with a passing familiarity with Fu Lions and other esoteric friends, that that possibility would have occurred to me immediately. I really appreciate you, @shrimpshrampshromp!
